bedtime ritual

Whoever is loudest longest wins. Lose points for using words besides yes, no, urgh and I'm-telling-Mama. Debate may begin as soon as I walk out of the vicinity of the bunkbeds. Be prepared for the following topics. Do you have to flush after you pee or just after you poo? How are dibs on popular bedtime books established? Is it worse to use someone else's toothbrush mistakenly or on purpose? Do you have to change your socks when you put on pajamas?